3rd March, 2010: It’s Just Bollocks!

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When two people are supposedly in love it’s all whispers and giggles… but what’s really going on? For some couples the whispers and giggles are left at the bedroom door because one partner is sneaking off behind the others back seeking sexual gratification from other quarters. And no, it’s not me… I’m still bloody well single! It’s someone very close to me!

Beguiling as it is, it’s a fact of life. For those that have to suffer at the hands of a true Casanova, here’s a cunning plan!

Invite said offender to dinner to ‘talk it though’… here’s a quick and simple dish that’ll get the message across!

Prep time: 15 mins – pukka!
Cook time: 20 mins
Serves: 4 – well, you’ll need witnesses!

Alex MacKay’s makes breadcrumb-coated testicles – they’re surprisingly tender and delicious with softened vegetables – go on, don’t be squeamish!

Ingredients

50ml white wine vinegar
seasoned flour, for dusting
2 eggs, beaten
100g fresh breadcrumbs
2 tbsp vegetable oil
40g unsalted butter
1 small bunch flat leaf parsley, leaves picked from stalks

For the vegetables

1 large onion, peeled and finely sliced
3 cloves garlic, finely sliced
1 large red pepper, seeds removed, sliced
1 large yellow pepper, seeds removed, sliced
3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
100 ml water
salt and black pepper

Serving

One massive grin
One long, devilish chuckle when serving

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On March 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm g farrington said:

March 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm

im wince-ing here

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