24th February, 2010: If You Still Have Teeth, Please Read…

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Being human and psychologically spongelike I was drawn to the television advertisement for Corsodyl Daily. I’ve enjoyed an intermittent relationship with their mouthwash so thought I’d go the whole hog and experience their toothpaste that would encompass the mouthwash bit as well.

WRONG!

I would rather ‘swallow’ than use this product. Seriously, its THAT salty it made me gag. Yes, GAG! Actually, I’d gladly swallow with or without this product :-O

It’s almost sadistic. And at a cost of around a fiver! Expensive shit! A few more jars of that and you could have a full set of falsies that never needed brushing again let alone never having toothache!

So what’s my recommendation? Don’t buy it unless you’ve lost your sense of smell and taste.

I remember my Nan, who brought us up, telling us tales of brushing her teeth with soot from the stove as well as getting rid of worms with hot bacon and head lice with paraffin! I’d rather do that than buy this product. In fact, the thought of grating my own nipples off with a rusty spoon bodes fairer than using Corsodyl!

Remember…. no fizzy drinks, no sugar and don’t rub drugs into your gums!

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